Magic and Mayhem: How To Date A Dragon (Kindle Worlds Novella) (Baba Yaga Saga Book 2) by Donna McDonald

Author:Donna McDonald [McDonald, Donna]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: paranormal romance, Dragons, witches
Publisher: Kindle Worlds
Published: 2016-08-20T18:30:00+00:00

Chapter 11

“Did he touch you inappropriately or hurt you in any way?” Jezibaba demanded, hating that she’d had to ask them that question twice in one week now. Damn males. All of them were assholes in one form or another.

“Does being super insulting count?” Hildy asked.

“Depends on how insulting,” Jezibaba answered.

Carol snorted. “He calls me Pissy Miss and her Lady Soft Heart.”

The laugh slipped out before she could stop it. Jezibaba covered her mouth to hide her smile. Two glares nailed her in place. It had been a long time since she’d gotten caught off guard by her evil sense of humor.

“No. Go ahead and laugh,” Hildy said tightly. “We know the names fit. We talked about it the whole time we were putting the bats back in the cave.”

Jezibaba sighed. “Don’t take his teasing too hard. My mage was equally unkind about what he considered my weaknesses.”

Carol climbed off her bed and fisted hands on her hips. “Did you eventually learn everything he had to teach you and then kill him to get your perfect revenge?”

Her loud, unrestrained laughter echoed in their small room. Jezibaba put a hand on her stomach. Eventually, she had to wipe her eyes. “Oh goddess, I needed that today,” she declared. “No, I didn’t hurt Ambrose. I fell in love and almost married him.”

“Ewww….” Carol and Hildy declared, both shivering at the thought. They looked at each other and laughed.

Jezibaba laughed so hard again that she couldn’t remain standing. She dropped down into a chair. “Ambrose wasn’t old and cranky like Zenos. He was middle-aged and still very handsome for such an advanced warlock.”

“Gross. Did he say yer tits aren’t much of a distraction?” Carol asked, mocking Zenos.

“Oh, Goddess. You sound just like him, Carol.” Hildy giggled and fell back on the bed.

Jezibaba giggled too. It was good to know someone other than Damien could spark her genuine mirth.

“No. Ambrose was mostly a gentleman. He was attracted to me and I was equally attracted to him. You can always tell when there’s a connection of that sort going on between you and a male. I think Zenos was just yanking your chains to see if you would yank back. And come on… you two were fighting in your sports bras. Why do you think all those boys showed up to watch? Zenos was stating the obvious.”

“But that’s how we were taught. The Amazons told us shirts give your opponent something to yank and they were right,” Carol declared.

“It was hot,” Hildy added. “And it’s not like our tits were showing. Everything important was covered.”

Carol hit her flat palm with a clenched fist. “If Professor Cranky Pants makes an improper move on me, I’m going to go full Amazon on his cranky old dude ass.”

“And I’m going to turn him into one of those tiny toad bat things he and I made together. I memorized his Latin spell. We’ll see how he likes it turned back on him.”

Jezibaba bent over laughing again. “Stop,” she begged. “Please.

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